OH MY
ON this date in 1923 - In Kalamazoo, Michigan, an ordinance was passed forbidding dancers from gazing into the eyes of their partner.
Kalamazoo Councilmen Bun Man and Mr. Purple initiated this ban as they noticed the Kalamazoo Kids, most particularly the boys, were coming under a spell while dancing w/ the Kalamazoo femmes.
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The Boyz were sure this was some female voodoo, so they took steps to prevent these witchy women from turning the Kalamazoo Kids into blithering husbands.
The Boyz would later say "This is how we SONIC!"
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