Ma: "What do ya think, Petie, you like momma giving you your bath instead of Daddy?"
Petie: "Ma, you see this eye?"
Ma: "Which one, you mean the left one, the one closed due to either water or soap or a combination of the two?"
Petie: "That would be the one I'm talking 'bout...Well, a little less soap and water and a lot more action"
Ma: "Goin' Toby Keith on me this morning ey…"
Petie: "Knew you'd get the subtlety..."