Ken-Dogger: That’s a good boy Roscoe, great catch
Roscoe: I’m really getting good, aren’t I?
KD: You are, we might be headed to the minors soon.
R: Minors?
KD: Yep, fans will be looking for something to replace local baseball.
R: And you think Dogs catching Frisbees is gonna catch on?
KD: Well, we’re going to need activities which don’t require high fan attendance nor athletes who require adulation.
R: Cool, I gotta develop my touchdown celebration.
KD: Yep, sports imitate life…