ON this date in 1862 - In the U.S., the Battle of Yorktown (Peninsula Campaign) began as Union General George B. McClellan closed in on Richmond, VA.

Rebs Bun Man and Mr. Purple sat on the Rappahannock and watched the Union dogs go by.

They weren't worried as they knew McClellan was a 'pussy' when it came to warfightin'.

Bun said, "He's an organizer, not a warrior."

Mr. P replied, "Well, I'm a lover, not a fighter!"

Whereupon Bun turned to P and said "...In your dreams!"