ABOUT THOSE SHEETS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Buddy, you gettin' up this morning?
Buddy: Naw….Naw….Naw
KD: C'mon, it's the morning, rather brisk morning...14 degrees out
B: I'm thinking that's about 30 degrees too cold...I'm stayin' here
KD: What about going potty?
B: Not yet...You don't have a doggie bedpan or somethin'?
KD: That would be a No...
B: Such a shame, such a shame about these sheets...
KD: BUDDY NOOOOOOOO...