The first birthday party we went to yesterday was for a couple, actually come to think of it, it wasn't a birthday party at all, it was an anniversary party (at this point in your reading, you should return to my previous posts where I said I attended two birthday parties yesterday, and now read it as a birthday party and an anniversary party, shew, that was an explanation.)

So, we return...

They were celebrating 57 years of marriage, and they're Mormon.

The point: Missions work is magic.