ON this date in 1985 - "Playboy" magazine announced its 30-year tradition of stapling centerfold models in the bellybutton and elsewhere would come to an immediate end.
Playboy staplers Bun Man and Mr. Purple were suddenly out of a job.
Commiserating over some choice Bourbon at the local pub, the Boyz were quietly drowning their sorrows when two muscleheads came in and sat down at the bar near the Boyz.
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The muscleheads were talking about their prowess w/ les femmes and the one dude said "Yea, I took her back to my place and nailed her..."
Whereupon Mr. Purple said "Bun, this might be a new vocation...We were the best staplers, now we can be the best nailers..."
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