FESTOONING...NOT FOR THE WEAK
Ken-Dogger: Hey Brutus, you’re lookin’ rather festive this morning…
Brutus: Dude, I’m not liking this…
KD: Come On buddy, humor the Mrs., she gets all excited during this time of year
B: I’m cool with dat, but the festooning…
KD: Really? Festooning?? You’re getting ridiculous
B: Dude, just matching my look…
KD: Okay, I’ll work on her, maybe get some more manly man stuff
B: Either that bro, or these things are going on my manly parts…
KD: I hear that…