INDISCRIMINATE SHOVELING
Morning Scoopers and Scopers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Big John, what’s going on?
Big John: Dude, they knew…
KD: Who is the they?
BJ: The NFL, Bro…They knew about these emails before this past weekend.
KD: Well, why didn’t they do something earlier?
BJ: NFL said it was outside the scope of their other investigation.
KD: You’re tellin’ me they scooped more than they wanted to scope?
BJ: Yep, it’s the trouble with diggin’, the shoveler is indiscriminate.