Oh, what an evil cow I am! Last night in bed I was flat on my back with my cat, Wopsie laying on top with her bum towards me, tail over my face! I had a deep desperate urge to POKE her up the bum! I didn't because A: I wouldn't do it anyway B: I want her to carry on being my friend C: I don't want to spend the next 3 months in hospital! You have no idea just how much willpower it took me to keep my hands under the duvet for 5 minutes!