π€¨ I jotted down a silly 1,000 word flash piece in that writing stint.
I was *trying* to finish a serious novelette.
Writer brains!
Can't live with 'em...
@MLClark Spock? Has Imodium been invented yet?
His face DOES give that vibe, doesn't it? π
Kirk: "I still look hot even in flannel and you still look like an alien."
TBF, the way he's looking down Kirk's popped collar, I don't think Spock disagrees. π
MY PIERCING BROWN EYES ARE UP HERE, MR SPOCK.
@MLClark "Forgot" your wallet again, eh Jim?
He WOULD dine and dash(ingly walk out), wouldn't he?
@MLClark He strikes me as the type who'd stick people with the tab and maybe steal the tip.
@MLClark Shatner, not Kirk. Kirk would just "forget" his wallet. ; )
@MLClark Captain, that's *not* a phaser that you're holding π
Now that is *definitely* in the ballpark of a dead-pan corny line from our dear captain!
I just wanted to see Spock singing and doing the dance
S: If I may ask, Captain, seeing that we are both dressed as lumberjacks, where will we find the trees?
K: It doesn't matter, Spock. If there aren't any trees we'll just.... .... .... grow them.
π€£π€£π€£ I laughed out loud. The pregnant pause was perfect for the faraway stare!
@MLClark Captain βMr. Ellison is displeased with your delivery of lines and you have a package waiting for you in your quartersβ
@MLClark Preparations to fend off Commander Riker's advances... π
π€£ Insta-winner!
@MLClark LOL π
I was hoping someone would go for the incontinence angle! Thank you for realizing my toot dream. ππ»π
@MLClark um does it say something that I kinda recall that particular scene?
No more than it hopefully says anything about me, as someone who so vividly recalls it they posted a pic from it! π¬π
@MLClark "Pretty sure this isn't how you spell Y-M-C-A."
Ohhh, good one!
@MLClark I was toying with a reference to a certain producer's perverse pleasures, but decided that was a bit too much "inside." π
@MLClark "I assure you, Captain, there is no gremlin sitting on the port nacelle."
@MLClark Kirk right after Spock explains to him what K-Slash-S fanfic is.
@MLClark "I assure you, Captain, the tricorder is functioning properly. The archives state that Edith Keeler will die from an STD."
π¬ That's so grim Ellison might actually *like* the episode after all!
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@MLClark "Spock, to be or not to be? That is the question!"
"That is illogical Captain."
@MLClark "Captain, I believe you are attempting to impersonate a lumberjack. Are you okay?"
@MLClark
"Alright, Quint. You're hired but i am still in command of this vessel"
Okay, the next sprint starts at the half-hour mark. Thanks for the laughs thus far! π€