Trying to think of a punchline for a joke that begins:
So a porn star and a bible salesman walk into a court room.
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Bailiff asks the salesman to swear in, before the trial against him may proceed. "Easy. Best swearing in you ever saw. I even brought my own source text," he says, and proceeds to swear by a book under his arm.
The bailiff then offers the same book to the porn star, standing against the salesman in suit. "No thanks," she says.
"What?" sneers the salesman. "Now you're fussy about sloppy seconds?"
"No," says the porn star, with truth already on her side. "Just sloppy scripture."