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Trying to think of a punchline for a joke that begins:

So a porn star and a bible salesman walk into a court room.

@Lulz4l1f3

Bailiff asks the salesman to swear in, before the trial against him may proceed. "Easy. Best swearing in you ever saw. I even brought my own source text," he says, and proceeds to swear by a book under his arm.

The bailiff then offers the same book to the porn star, standing against the salesman in suit. "No thanks," she says.

"What?" sneers the salesman. "Now you're fussy about sloppy seconds?"

"No," says the porn star, with truth already on her side. "Just sloppy scripture."

@Lulz4l1f3 Judge looks at the salesman and says, "Your f*cked."

@Lulz4l1f3

The Judge speaks…

Justice is a balancing of the Scales. You fucked her…so, now, she gets to fuck you.

@Lulz4l1f3

And the Bible salesman said:
"If you can open that beer bottle in your mouth without using your teeth, I'll produce your next film."

The porn star replied:
"If you can quote Leviticus 25:35-36 without looking it up, I'll let you..."
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Just bad, but I tried 😪 🤣😇

@Lulz4l1f3 (in my Andrew Duce Clay voice) Oh! She needed the Money!

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