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The following image was captured by a concerned citizen. By the time they realized what was happening, it was too late.
No discernible prints were found on the corks, however we surmise the suspect may have had an accomplice.
We strongly advise that all wine be kept locked up until further notice.
-Agent Kringle
@LibertySpeaks Uh-uh. Stealing hooch is a REALLY good way for certain creatures to lose limbs in my world. Just sayin' 😇