Me: Oh? Do you like your new jeans? Should we get more?

E: They're comfy, but I have to unbutton them to go to the bathroom.

Me: 0.o

E: *blushes* Normally I don't have to do that. Maybe they're too small?

Me: You are 22! What do you think the button was for???

E: Decoration?

Me: o.O