Other People: I will never let anyone know my passwords!
Me: Here's a list of my passwords and Youngest's. See if you can log her into the game she wants to play. I have no clue which password it is.
@LianaBrooks I have a few people I share my passwords with, either because I know they won't remember it even hardly long enough to use it the first time, or because I could trust them with my life.
Some of them are the same people.
; )
@AskTheDevil My phone doesn't have anything on it that will endanger me in any way. It's got pictures of my kids, my PokemonGo account, and my social media. My kids are usually with me and everyone knows my social media name. I don't worry about it much.
@LianaBrooks I like to say that I employ the turnip defense. As in "you can't get blood from a turnip".
I have nothing to steal. I'm fairly certain nobody wants my reputation, nor could soil it further than baseline.
I have no title, little property, no wealth, no treasures, and my family are the kind that make poor victims.
@AskTheDevil Yeah, I have some credit card debt and two elderly cars, but nothing else. I don't own land or a house. I don't have any savings. I have four lovely children, but if you steal them that is a You Problem. You made mistakes and you will suffer for that.
@LianaBrooks We have a little ritual when I leave the house, where I adjure our dog to remember to guard Uncle W. from burglars, because otherwise the burglars would be very sad.
@AskTheDevil My sweetest looking children are the one with pink hair who always wears skirts and collects knives, and the tiny one who stabbed two people this year because they touched her and she didn't want to be touched (the school was worried, I told the school to keep the boys from touching her).
Genuinely, if you decide to pick one of them up and kidnap them, that is your mistake and you will pay for it. I'll pick up my kid when they call and help hide the bodies.
@AskTheDevil The other two are taller, have perfected the baleful glare, and play with swords. They're very nice children, but they can across as somewhat intimidating.
@AskTheDevil They're wonderful kids. Very sweet. Very organized (all things considered). Very welcoming. They're absolutely fantastic. I just don't recommend trying to control them, because they're very strong willed and opinionated and the majority of humanity is not ready to see their angry side.
@LianaBrooks Good. I look forward to the world one day seeing them in their full power and wisdom.
@AskTheDevil So do I. Hopefully they can survive today's group task of cleaning the fridges.
No one's dead yet, but voices have been raised and the youngest is hangry.
@LianaBrooks They sound well-brought up and praiseworthy to me!