In Norway we don't say "hey" or "goodbye", we just say "8====D~~~~", and I think that's beautiful.

👍 👊 Here's part of the actual transcript from Trumps 'fundraiser' last week in New York. Read it. If you can. Without stabbing yourself in the eyes.

Is it anyone else that finds it funny to write ambiguous posts on social media that makes your significant other look like a perv?

Anyways... @mare_argent was looking at golf clubs on the internet, and I tweeted that she was searching for pics of wood on the internet.

In the Friends episode where Mr. Heckles dies, they do a really bad job cleaning out his appartment. There's trash everywhere.

It hurts on the left side of the tip of my tongue. Annoying as hell.

I am taking suggestions on who to follow, if anybody has any.

I once had a friend who played bass. His girlfriend broke up with him, the band kicked him out, and he lost his job--all in the same week! He was so depressed he threw himself behind a train.

I really enjoy this platform, but god damn it's slow when you're used to following 800+ people and having 1800 followers on twitter.

Soooooo CoSo....

Who are y'all, and what do you do?

*Goes into Counter Social for the first time*
- Wow, this definitely doesn't look or feel like twitter at all!

Dæven Døtte! 🇧🇻

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