If I run away into the woods and go feral, how long does it take for my antlers to grow in and for me to get a nice thick moss coat?
Should I have started when the weather was warmer, or will I be good for this winter?2
@Kurtroedeger You have a problem. You need to choose. Antlers or moss coat? Or to put it another way, deer or sloth?
I will be a hybrid. Youre not the boss of my feral butt.
@Kurtroedeger
*Waves fig roll*
*Hypnotist voice* Listen to me and only me. You shall do as I say.
You think one fig roll is enough to sway me.
Do you know who you are talking too?
I am feared by the Keebler Elves.
The girl scouts tell horror stories of my deeds around the camp fire.
I am legend.
I am the devourer of cookies.
Waving around one fig roll.
I
Am
Insulted.
But I'm still up for a little spoonin'
@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger
Don't forget the lure of the snuggles.
@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround
Yep. Figroll and get into big spoon position. I'm gonna cuddle your face off
@Kurtroedeger
Remember.
Newton's fourth law of Fig rolls.
Where there is one, there are many.