Wife:: ::counting money out::
Me: ::starts dancing next to her::
Wife: ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Me: ::butt shaking intensifies::
Wife: I don't have any ones
Me: ::offended face:: are you saying this ::smacks booty:: is only worth a dollar?!
Kiddo: ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข
@Kurtroedeger @PurpleDragon
Make it rain with "dollas 'n tortillas"