Paint grid on paddock and number it. Add cow. Sell tickets for squares of grid. Which ever square the cow leaves its plop designates the winning square.
Good country game at fairs and such.
@Fiikus_goddess what really sells it is everyone cheering because a cow is taking a shit.
@Kurtroedeger It is a literal shit show and I am here for it.
@Kurtroedeger I still like it. It is like watching grass grow, but with a cow bonus.