Planning an airsoft day with kiddo and some of his friends...
Me: would you mind if I wore a kilt to play?
Kiddo: nah, that's okay.
Wife: you better make sure he's wearing underwear then
Me: too late, you said yes, NO BACKSIES!!!
Wife: I can't believe you think I'm the embarrassing parent.
@InvaderGzim kiddo threatened to pop me one if I accidentally flash. π.