Kid: I hate my life

Gonzo: I hate your life too

Rizzo: If I had a life, I'd hate it.

He died? And this is supposed to be a kids movie.

Lovely hot baked potatoes!!! Basted in butter!!!!

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Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon.

My name is Gonzo, and the guy in your chicken is Rizzo

That's silly, it was Mr. Bimbo who hired the crew.

This won't work. He likes it. Lets torture the rat!

ACH du liebe Volkswagen car
Sauerbraten, wiener, schnitzel und wunderbar

Yeah that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

You and your hobbies!

On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

Right now I'm somewhere between bed wetting and near death experience

Terrific, captured by wild pigs and sacrificed before a pagan altar.

Bork Bork

Hmm. Take the mousie,
Then skewer the mousie!

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@Kurtroedeger Having never seen Muppet Treasure Island, I am uncertain whether you are live tweeting it or perhaps having a seizure and we should be concerned?

@Kurtroedeger Fair. But your legions of abettors will be sad nd rudderless should your seizure prove, er, serious.

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Here's your bread and water for the day.

But I ordered shrimp scampi

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