You would not see them again as they would be in a dark place within minutes of disappearing from your plate.
Also, should EP ever visit I would suggest a good hiding place.
Has she ever had hay stacks?
Nope but I should show her this and see if she wants to give it a go. 😂
She MUST. Not an option. This is an order from the Office for the President of Nomland
@Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
Elected?!?!
No no no. This is a dictatorship. After the Kitchen Coup, I installed myself as El Presidente.
Oh great. He hasn't had eniugh cookies lately, has he?
Hallucinating about positions of power again.
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda I think it's something in the water in North America. Frakking, maybe? Leads to Potato Potentates.
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
I prefer tater tot totalitarian
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
But don't worry. I'm not a mean one. I'm no Mussolini Mash, no Hussein Hash, no Putin Poutine, no Francisco Franco French Fry. I'm a benevolent ruler. I just want to #makecosopotatiershaped
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda That tracks. Totally tater tot toddler tantrums over teddy grahams. 😂
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
I don't throw tantrums, I rightfully get offended when certain nauts insult one of Nomlands National Treasures 🤨
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda Uh-huh. Sure. If the shoe fits, be careful cause Awkward Clark will step in it. 🐕
@Notokay @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess
Or sit on it. Or rest his chin on it. Or insist it lets him out at roughly 2am. 😂
@raspberrypanda @Notokay @Fiikus_goddess
Or try to climb over me at 2:30 and trip and land on my sensitive parts 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess At least when cats land on your sensitive parts you know it's on purpose!!! 😂
@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger
I love that “Potato Potentate” 🤣👍🏻
@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @raspberrypanda
And this is what I imagine...
@Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @raspberrypanda
I see El Grande Potaytoh Poobah more like this
#ItLivesItEats
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
My Precious....🥔🥔🥔
@Fiikus_goddess @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim
No no no. That’s far too cute! 😝
@raspberrypanda @Fiikus_goddess @InvaderGzim
When you rule an imaginary made up land you can rewrite the definition of cute.
@Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess
Dropping of the pants seems on brand too. 🤷🏻♀️
@Kurtroedeger @raspberrypanda
When did you get elected into office???