@Kurtroedeger - *falls down on it... And misses*
::pulls blanket over <i c> and puts the coffee pot on to brew::
@Kurtroedeger Parapet? Did it have crenellations? Was there a moat? A tower? A handsome prince with really long hair?
@sfleetucker I mean, except for the hair part, I like to think I'm a handsome prince
@Kurtroedeger In this case, the hairs a deal breaker. Can’t climb the tower using pubes or back hair.
@sfleetucker says you 😜
Wait. On further consideration, it was Rapunzel who needed the long hair. Nothing about a dashing prince needing it.
Now I have the phrase ' id climb her pubes' in my head and it's your fault 🤦♀️
@Kurtroedeger Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your bush? Careful, your hands will get clammy.
@sfleetucker oh my, your hair is so.... curly.
@Kurtroedeger You want a princess in the tower, sure, but I don't. :)
@sfleetucker that's fair. But I'm also not looking for a princess anymore. my towers now are more like this:
@Kurtroedeger Have you noticed all the Keebler elves are male?
@sfleetucker the males just get all the attention, but they do have ladies. Like Ma
https://popicon.life/who-are-the-keebler-elves/
@Kurtroedeger I think they were added much later, but I grant they're canon now...
@Kurtroedeger - at least your not staring at the coffee maker, realizing it's really important, but not knowing what to do with it - level of decaffeinated.