TIL Colby Nolan was a housecat who was awarded an MBA in 2004 by Trinity Southern University, a Dallas-based diploma mill, sparking a fraud lawsuit by the Pennsylvania attorney general's office.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_awarded_human_credentials#Cats
@estherschindler seems like something I could start doing this weekend. Clark is a good boi, he needs a degree in sploots.
Nah, I'd rather work with @Fiikus_goddess to establish Royal titles for people's pets.
Like Pietro Von Puppybutt of the Von Puppybutts
Or
Lord Barkcaster, a Duke of Woofenshire.
Okay coso, who needs a title for their furbabies.
@Kurtroedeger 🙋🏻♀️ I posted pic of the duo earlier.
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess what do you current call them?
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Master Quincy, Earl of Walkies
Viscount Kramer, Protector of the Hoomans
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Gunner Greve Papu, Sheriff of Woofenshire, Sniffmaster Extrordinare
@misslovelymess @estherschindler @Fiikus_goddess
Herr Clarkenbarkenfarter, Deputy Sheriff of Woofenshire
@phase since Clark is a satellite member of the #doberwaffen , what is his rank? I need to append his title.