Bourbon dinner has been followed up by jager dessert.
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Hey coso
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#kurtsgonnabefine
It's been a day.
I lurve the nature pics you add to my timeline π
< Nods in understanding >
That is both hilarious and terrifying.
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Me: :: pushes couch:: ::giggles::
Wife:....uh, whatcha doin?????
Me: moving everything 1 inch (2.54 cm) to the left.
Wife: this is one of those situations where I should just walk away, isn't it?
Me: ::gently nudges wife to the left:: ::giggles intensify::
#blesskurtswife
#kurtsgoingweirdplacestonight
#1inchtotheleft
#immagonnastubatoelaterDoh