Me: cats & dogs, chickens & ducks, pigs & cows, llamas & emus.
Kiddo: no, llamas & alpacas. What is wrong with you. ๐
Me: it was a test...you passed.
Wife:. Goats & monkeys!
Kiddo: ๐ฎ
Me: ๐ฎ
Kiddo: that is so wrong, mom๐๐๐
::Throws his hands up and walks out of the room::
Wife: what was wrong about goats and monkeys?
Me: it doesn't make sense
Wife: then what are the rules?
Me: no rules, it just has to make sense
Wife: YOU'RE not making sense
Reminds me of a long-running discussion with my Chinese-Hawaiian freshman roomie about yin and yang.
ME: pancakes
HIM: yin
ME: bacon
HIM: yin
ME: eggs
HIM: yang
ME: You're making this up.
HIM: Just calling them like I see them.
ME: Are there *rules* for this?
HIM: No. If you're Chinese, you just know this stuff.
*examples only: it was 40 years ago and I don't remember what was yin and what was yang any more
@Dobo
Windows soup
Mac sandwich
Hmm. Interesting. I would have guessed the opposite.
Also would guess:
Windows yang.
Mac OS yin.
@Kurtroedeger
Windows 10?
MacOS Mojave?
Inquiring minds gotta inquire.