approaching an hour on hold on the phone for verizon., You know, because I enjoy crappy instrumental jazz

@JGNWYRK Verizon is the devil. 👿

@Jezibaba nah, they are one of the lessor demons on the outskirts ring 5 of hell.

Comcast (AKA xfinity) is the actual devil.

@JGNWYRK I wanna see them fight.

@Jezibaba They are too busy feasting on the souls of the downtrodden to care about each other.

Please dont awaken my cynical side, its been poked WAYYY too the fuck much today to unleash on humans here.

@JGNWYRK Understood.

@Jezibaba still on hold...