**🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:11

**🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:11

🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦 @[email protected]

Pffft... whatever, Billy Ray Cyrus!

Santa would fold you AND your Achy Breaky Heart like gift wrap paper

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:12

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:12

⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙ @[email protected]

Watch him complain about getting sticks and coal this year.

"FIGHT THESE, TOUGH GUY"

**🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦** @[email protected] · 2021-12-20T16:16:05Z

🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦 @[email protected]

@mcfate I can imagine Billy Ray Cyrus fighting a guy dressed as Santa Claus with Achy-Breaky Heart & It Could Have Been Me playing in the background.

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:17

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:17

⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙ @[email protected]

"I hear you were a naughty boy this year, Billy. Ho!"
:: SMACK! ::
"Ho!"
:: SMACK! ::
"Ho!"
:: SMACK! ::
:: THUD ::

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:18

**⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:18

⚙ 𝕄ᶜ₃𝔽₃𝕒₇𝕥₁𝕖 ⚙ @[email protected]

"What did you get for Christmas?"
"Beaten up."

**🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:20

**🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦** @[email protected] · Dec 20, 2021, 16:20

🇨🇦Jax.Wild.902🇨🇦 @[email protected]

@mcfate and when Billy Ray hits the floor, It Could Have Been Me just blares ....

And it is exposed that Billy Ray Cyrus really just wants to be Santa Claus.