Pffft... whatever, Billy Ray Cyrus!
Santa would fold you AND your Achy Breaky Heart like gift wrap paper
Watch him complain about getting sticks and coal this year.
"FIGHT THESE, TOUGH GUY"
@mcfate I can imagine Billy Ray Cyrus fighting a guy dressed as Santa Claus with Achy-Breaky Heart & It Could Have Been Me playing in the background.