The universe decided to wake me up early with an April Fool’s joke I guess. I thought I was being woken up by ants all over my face. I jumped out of bed shrieking, yelled at my husband to get out of bed. He jumps up, turns on the light… my micro-beads pillow had sprung a leak. I had teenie balls of foam all over my face. Guess I should make some coffee.

@WendyForbes might want to rinse out your nose.