There's a video going minor viral supposedly showing Haitians performing a baptism in a river.
This is an actual thing for MANY churches. Lake, river, ocean - pools and tubs. Immersion and open water baptisms are huge in Evangelical congregations. Like big special events.
It's all about the outrage, it doesn't even have to make sense anymore.
SAME DAMNED DAY!
It's apparently OK and 'Murican for white folks to go stand in FLOOD FUCKING WATERS FILLED WITH CHEMICALS and get DUNKED.
MY CULT IS BETTER THAN YOUR CULT CUZ (predominantly) WHITE PEEPLEZ
@InUnfunky @Cosmichomicide Red Fraüdster Cült with the hit Don’t Fear the Grifter.
Thinking more generally about culty needs and ignoring that hazmat-polluted rivers for “rites of purity,” etc are what these people are actually submerging themselves in but degrees not kind amirite?
The Lord created the potential for cellulitis and sepsis and lead poisoning too, I guess.
@InUnfunky @Cosmichomicide I pray to FAFO, the goddess of natural consequence, for a swift and mighty reconning.
"Reconning The Donning" 🤔 😆
Sounds vaguely like a sequel to a horror revenge flick. 👍