Real men flap their sack in the sun.
IT’S OBVS A BALL TANNING MACHINE* YOU DUMB LIB O MY GAWD
*Now available for the low, low price of $999 a month plus tax plus warranty plus registration and fees! Please make check or money order payable to Tucker Carlson, c/o the Swanson Estate.
I read 5 words and knew where this was going. 😂