On the birbsite, someone is talking about learning how to swim. It reminded me of this commercial from back when I was still in the Corps and everyone would remind me of it.
During swim quals, the instructors would always go about the whole "anyone can float" spiel.
We'd do float drills and then my secret would come out. My "natural" floating point they kept going on about, was almost 2 feet below the surface. Cue the instructors all coming over in amazement. 😑