Patio update - it only took 1 beer to assemble the new chairs and table this evening. I have a spray hose at her ready for the dozen neighbors cats that use my patio area and roof as a baΓ±o, and plastic spiky things on order to keep them off my wall. I like cats but this is ridiculous. And of course there's 20 "wild" chickens in the abandoned shack next door and dozens on the block. I think my neighbors will be upset if I harvest them. They are pets for them. /sigh
@FireMonkey Ummm -- you thinking of harvesting the chickens, the neighbors, or the cats???
People Eggs are worth between $5000-$50000 if that helps any. π€ And it's legal (in the US anyway) to sell/buy them.
@Heucuva8 @GeorgeG
Whoaaah there, what?!
[ heading south quickly ]
Well, how many to an omelette?
Like, obviously an oligarch omelette.
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