@Graci
"OK, kids, settle down.
Welcome to 7th grade volleyball tryouts. Now before we get started, Mr Jackson
from the school board, Mr Mallory from the mayors office, and Mr Ogden our janitor need to do a little check. So line up, step behind this screen, drop your bloomers, and show them your cooter.
Then we'll get started. Thank you."

@Graci . Watch out for bigot blakeman and his vigilante squad.