Sure. Mandate that #Bibles be put in every classroom. Kids need to learn this stuff, right?
This is so right on and hilarious. I was at a Catholic middle school when puberty hit me like truck.
We were allowed to read the bible *at any time* in the classroom. My days were filled with orgasmic apples, fratricide, filicide, patricide, matricide, suicide, homicide, genecide, murder, rape, incest, torture, sadism, masochism, weird sex, weirdly described sexual organs, vast massacres, and if I really wanted a thrill Revelations was like ultra-mode and killed everybody!!
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@TheAbbotTrithemius Yep, the Bible's right nasty in spots. Which leads me to believe all those people wanting it in schools have never read it.