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Today's random question: If you could have free, unlimited service for a year from a professional cook, chauffeur, personal secretary, housekeeper or masseuse, which would you choose?

@GaryPoole i want my own ROSIE!!!

where was the future i was promised?!?!?!

@singlemaltgirl
We were promised "Rosie", we got "Roomba". I am disappoint.
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@GaryPoole
Housekeeper.
I'm usually pretty good, but I tend to do the minimum.

I like cooking, don't mind driving, and a personal secretary wouldn't have much to do.

@GaryPoole housekeeper probably. i like cooking my own stuff the way i like it. a masseuse, personal asst, & chauffeur, i wouldn't get much use out of.

@GaryPoole Cook. I'm over it, living in a relatively isolated area with no delivery options and weird local days/hours that's really just bar food.

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@GaryPoole

Definitely massage therapist. All of them (except chauffeur, bc I love driving) sound amazing, but if I had a massage therapist, it wouldn't be so hard to do the other things 😂

Second would be personal secretary, bc adhd, and starting a small business. So much time saved!

Third would be chef, bc I've been getting into recipes from more exotic cuisines (for me, at least) and idk if they taste authentic enough or not.

I'm surprised cleaning is so low on the list 😂

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