- In 2009, a man sued Pepsi alleging that he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. However, Pepsi attorneys proved that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed that his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.

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@th3j35t3r But, yeah, it's fine with our insides. No decomposing to see here! 🙀

@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r But they don't check for delayed gastric emptying before selling it to you either!

@th3j35t3r @Florence Which, again, if you're been constipated for 30 days, you have bigger issues lol

@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r The real question is, if you buy 100 drinks and keep them for 31 days, and then throw a party.... how many of your guests will drink decomposed mice?

@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Wait, that's a word problem. What time will the train arrive should be the question, no?!

@Notokay @th3j35t3r @Florence Also, how much Mountain dew do you need to dissolve one whole mouse?

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@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r STOP! For pity's sake! (3000 liters is the answer, or 27 megawatts!)

@Florence @Notokay @th3j35t3r 3000 LITRES FOR ONE MOUSE??? That’s at least three times more than one can!!!

@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r I saw a mouse, where! There on the stair, where on the stair? Right there. A little mouse with clogs on, there on the stair, where on the stair? RIGHT THERE! 🤣 🤣

@Nimthiriel @Florence @th3j35t3r As long as you had clogs on too. Stepping on mouse guts barefoot is such a wonderful treat. Even better than stepping in cat vomit.😶

@Notokay @Florence @th3j35t3r At least you know Mountain Dew will clean it up? 🤮. Luckily mine are indoor cats and this building hasn’t had a mouse problem yet, so cat vomit is the worst we get!

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