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My bananas made a suicide pact last night...

@Florence Those look like they'd make for some fine banana bread.

@kel Since I obviously missed their cries for help, I'd feel I was taking advantage if I ate them!

@grapho Truly. I am a terrible banana mother it turns out.

@Florence

i think @kel has the right idea. 'twould be a fitting tribute to their all-too-brief lives.

@grapho Every life serves a purpose. Theirs was to make fantastic banana bread.

I just know it. @Florence

@LnzyHou Eating them at this point would feel wrong. I already missed how they ere feeling!

@Florence

having been convicted of banana crimes against the state, their sentence was carried out accordingly...

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@Florence I had some bananas that were in a similar state a couple days ago! Had to make an emergency loaf of banana bread...

@corybanter You're clearly a better banana parent than I seem to have been!

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