Patio update - it only took 1 beer to assemble the new chairs and table this evening. I have a spray hose at her ready for the dozen neighbors cats that use my patio area and roof as a baño, and plastic spiky things on order to keep them off my wall. I like cats but this is ridiculous. And of course there's 20 "wild" chickens in the abandoned shack next door and dozens on the block. I think my neighbors will be upset if I harvest them. They are pets for them. /sigh

@FireMonkey Ummm -- you thinking of harvesting the chickens, the neighbors, or the cats???

@GeorgeG
Well, now that you put it that way, I'm not quite sure. I may have to think this through.