"No, no, listen. Don't listen to me, listen. You can find your people if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints."
β Butterfly, the Last Unicorn
@White_Rabbit that wizard should have been satisfied with his oceanfront property and a reasonable number of unicorns. Idk maybe like 5???? But an entire unicorn tide worth of them is too many.
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@White_Rabbit like rly how many unicorns do you need to have the perfect view on your wizard beach? Surely not ALL of them