It seems to me that the way to get ahead with the MAGAs is just to repeat the plots of paranoid '70s thrillers to them as if they were reality:
• Did you know that They've got a warehouse where They're harvesting comatose patients for their organs?
• Did you know that They killed the astronauts they sent to Mars and covered it up?
• Did you know that They're euthanizing old people and turning them into protein supplements?
• Did you know that talking apes have taken over New York?
