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Do you ever feel like God or the Universe has something against you?
@grayman If, IF, they exist, I sometimes think they look at me and say, "How much do you think this mofo will take?" then clink beers
@grayman I so feel that. Glurp.
@EdgeOErin IFFFFF, they exist, They're yelling at me from above to "watch out for that bastard! He's about to stab you in the back at work in about 5 minutes! And, don't say yes to that asshole, he's a real jerk."
@Kittiekatt53 Follow your instincts
@EdgeOErin Maybe more like God looking at you on a screen, yelling "No, you idiot, DON'T go in there - DON'T GO IN THERE!!!"
@EdgeOErin
Sometimes I think the powers that be are up there watching me, as one says to the others, "Hold my beer, I just thought of a good one".