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Career criminals Never stop criming.
Then again… it’s Oklahoma.
@tippitiwichet @AskTheDevil
Even my Texan primos know to avoid Oklahoma.
@DocLaing I mean, they seem awful.
I'm just wondering why rustling gets life in prison, but someone shooting me probably doesn't.
@AskTheDevil
If someone shoots me I just have to hope my life is worth more than a side of beef to somebody.
@DocLaing @AskTheDevil Here in Oklahoma, we praise the law breakers. Make tourist traps out of caves outlaws hid out in, name sportsball teams Boomers and Sooners (lawbreakers in the land run) and whatnot. Seems we should be throwing these dudes a parade.