@Desmblake hello police? I just shot an intruder. Because he would have had to break in.
@Stace ššš even if he didnt break in, just drag his fat ass in and say he broke it.
@Desmblake LOL. I'm strong, but not THAT strong ;)
@Stace LOL. Yeah, that's some hefty ass pig right there
@Desmblake very pear shaped. large ham.
He'd be a perfect candidate for me today. Window. Open. Exit.
@Desmblake "Pay your bills."
@Desmblake Get the fuck outta here! š¤¬
@jaunty @Desmblake hello, 911? theres a sexual predator in my home
@jaunty @Desmblake hey thats what i thought lol
@Desmblake "Hands up." *racks shotgun* "Get out, you weak, stupid, ugly, horrid failure of a man."
@jaunty @Desmblake @jedijester I love the way y'all think š
@wenx And I just love me dem pyrate girls! You can shiver me timber anytime! ā¤ļøš@jedijester @Desmblake
@Desmblake Who let the dog out?
@Desmblake
You're under arrest
@Desmblake I'd just point and laugh.
My response would be:
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!