How the fuck is this even remotely based in reality? #WeirdStuff
He'd totally leave a sperm cup in the cushions. 🛋️
They're the fucking Puritans - they must see outward expressions of joy as signs of demonic possession or something. It's all filtered through a lens of their internalized shames and fears, and this is how they manifest it. They're on some other, creepy-ass wavelength and it fucks up their perceptions of reality.
It's wild.
When the cameras cut he went back to watching the DNC and cried into his ugly red hat, knowing he'd made the biggest mistake of his life.
Cut to this time next year...
JD who?
@Cosmichomicide 😆 😆
@Cosmichomicide hes an idiot