The conspiracy researchers are ON THIS to uncover the real truth! Let's look at some quality Q sleuthing:

Q: He weighs more than 150 pounds!
A: 150 is the default field value. He's not 6' either.

Q: There's no such city as Slema!
A: There is a city named Selma.

Q: The mug shot doesn't have an official seal on it!
A: This isn't a RICO case in Atlanta, mugshot backgrounds differ.

Q: They just want his guns!
A: Not a felony.

I've seen better research and logic by middle schoolers.