My friend has an adult daughter, who is 36 and pregnant with her first child. I was chatting with this young mother-to-be and she tells me that the doctor labeled her happy event a "geriatric pregnancy". My reaction was "Whaaat!? Thirty-six is the new twenty-six!" Geriatric my ass. They are really out here making war on women's minds.

@ToolPackinMama
Any woman over 35 is considered a geriatric pregnancy. Due to increased chromosomal abnormalities.
But there is a war on women.