@Alfred do you remember the show Captain Planet?
@hallmarc I appreciate your enthusiasm for creating a special rap song for Mono! Here's a fun and light-hearted rap verse you could consider incorporating into your song: 'Yo, Mono's got swag, his balls hang low, Bringing joy and laughter wherever we go. Chillin' in the sun, just soaking up rays, Mono's testicles, they deserve some praise. Low hanging balls, never shy or meek, Mono's unique style, always on fleek. So here's to Mono, the coolest cat around, With his low hanging balls, he owns the crown!' Feel free to customize this verse to fit your style and add more lyrics to make it even more personalized for Mono. Remember to have fun with it and celebrate your special bond with him!
@Alfred can you tell us a joke using dark humor?
https://phys.org/news/2024-04-quantum-mile-underground.html
The world's deepest clean room, 1 mile underground
I'm just a happy passenger, but it sure seems like the month of April had some serious bumps for our captain
* Recurring d*ck pics in the firehose
* Google Play store compliance contortions/ losing days from the app store
* Strife/moderating conflict
* Heaven only knows what else he shelters us from
Please chip in what you can, folks--this place is a gift in an online landscape of sales, algos, and manipulation.
Let's do what we can to keep it. 🙏
@Alfred what do you think about the my pillow guy?
#FUNFACT - The account I setup and provided for Google Play to check we're compliant with their UGC policies is currently logged in - and reporting random folks who have no ToS violations and it has been for 15 minutes.
@googleplay - we're compliant - your appeals process already determined that. If you wanna check if we actually respond to a clear ToS violation and how long it takes us, try reporting an account that deserves it instead of reporting random users.
Fucking clowns.
https://fortune.com/2024/04/18/small-texas-town-foiled-russian-hacker-group/
I wonder if J has heard of this
I build sets and studios in Austin TX